Dr house at his best

Dr house at his best ( source l'internaute)

- if you talk to god, you're a believer. If He respond, you're Schizophrenic

- you'll talk to a patient ?
- God speaks to him... It would be arrogant for me to say i'm better than God...

- i taught you to cheat and lie, and as soon as my back is turned you go back on track?

- what is it?
- analgesics
- is it for your leg ?
- nope, just i love the taste.

- he is very generous
- he is very stupid
- what?
- it's synonymous

- a small petting for the man, a sensational ass for humanity

-if someday the peace were to be signed, you'll be able to botch it...
- i admit, it is more in my line

- i'm just pathatic, and you'll never imagine the number of bullshit people forgive me thanks to that!

- he was fired at ?
- no, a bullet was just passing that way...

- i only i could be so open as yourself
-ohhh you know...
- i was just speaking of your blouse...

- we try a car before buying it. You fuck before mariage. I don't recruit a team with just 10 minutes of interview... What if i won't like to fuck with them?

- 17 o clock, hous going out.
- i'ts 16:45
- oh, i just rounded a little...

- i can't think in other way than with sexuals metaphors

- do you compare me with god? That's great but, uou know, i never created a tree..

-is it a good hospital?
- i like the chairs...

- people don't want a sick doctor
- i agree with them, i would not want a healty patient